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sylvester-calzone: finally told my parents they’re gay

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unfreshing: this pussy clean this pussy squeaky that pussy old, that pussy creaky

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If you follow me, you a real ass nigga

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commanderinqueef: if you have a vagina come to me but keep the vagina away from me because it’s satanic

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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN? 
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?

Mar 1st

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there’s a special place in hell for people who...

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you guys are followers, not friends, remember that when i give you an order I snap my fingers and I expect:

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Why do we cut potatoes to make french fries?

Why don’t we just deep fry a whole potato and eat it. It’s like a giant french fry.

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'satan' music: don't kill yourself, you're worth everything, fuck everyone else, do what makes you happy, I'll be with you, you are fucking awesome just the way you are

'normal' music: bitch ass money sex fuck cock it and blow it guns shoot dat nigga down money ass sex

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users: hey tumblr can you fix the tags?
tumblr: what? you want us to limit the asks?
users: no, the tags.
tumblr: fanmail?
users: tags
tumblr: footnotes?
users: fix the tags
tumblr: all right we changed the dash. hope that helps.

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MCR: I am not afraid to keep on living
Society: emo
A Day to Remember: Keep your hopes up high an your head down low
Society: emo
Twin Atlantic: Just have the guts to disagree
Society: emo
The Blackout: Know you're not alone
Society: emo
Lostprophets: Everybody scream your heart out
Society: emo
Nicki Minaj: Imma slap you if you a hoe
Society: OMG she is so inspirational!1!1!11!1!!!

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Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay 
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay 
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay 
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay 
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay 
Annie: I'm fi-
Michael Jackson: ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE

Feb 29th

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