January 2012
2011 highlights
I’m not pregnant.
I didn’t die
364 days later
highlights of 2012
twilight ended
the hunger games era has begun
New Years Kisses
Expectation:
Reality:
When THIS scene comes on in The Lion King..
EVERYBODY KNOWS
IT’S.
ABOUT.
TO GO.
DOWN!
“GET IT SIMBA!”
Shag me at 11:55 tonight so I can tell people we...
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
new years: blogging
christmas: blogging
birthday: blogging
natural disaster: blogging
meeting band guys: blogging about meeting band guys
house fire: blogging about having to save the computer
funeral: creys and blogging
1 tag
Teacher : What comes after 69 ?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out .
2 tags
When I'm having a fight with my older sibling and...
I’M ALWAYS LIKE:
new years resolutions
shake it
bake it
booty quake it
complimenting white people
me: i like your shoes
white person: thanks
complimenting black people
me: i like your shoes
black person: thanks gurl dese bitches Jordans reinforced 1992 swagging, bitches this cost me fucking nigga like 250 balling out hood gangsta swag nigga fuck yea
complimenting latinos
me: i like your shoes
latinos: aye mawmi gracias niña realmente aprecio puta de mierda asqueroso culo azada
complimenting asians
me: i like your shoes
asian: ching chong ling long kim jong ll ling long child labor ling ching tong
2 tags
Me: *playing Up All Night* Dad: what teenage boys...
Me:
Reblog if you are still in 2011!
Changing in my room:
Me: Oh, hi poster, didn't see you there.
Me: *pulls off shirt*
Me: You like that, don't you, you naughty poster you.
December 2011
period-blood started following you
YEYEY
5 tags
girl: wow i seriously hate two faced people
nearby are conjoined twins, who silently weep together upon overhearing
