February 2012
Parent's logic.
-Eating food-
Parents: Y U SO FAT!?
-Tries to eat less-
Parents: Y U STARVING YOURSELF!?
-Goes out-
Parents: Y U GO OUT SO MUCH!?
-Stays home all day-
Parents: Y U SO LAZY!?
-Dresses nice-
Parents: Y U DRESS SO NICE, HAVE GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND!?
-Dresses comfortable-
Parents: Y U DRESS LIKE A HOBO!?
What did the letter O say to Q?
odd-jree:
Dude, your dick is hanging out.
HAHAHAHA.
When your crush calls you cute.
GIRL’S REACTION:
GUY’S REACTION:
My Reaction:
that was a nice dream…
The awkward moment when you are left hanging
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history teacher: this took place in *names state*
me: oh i know someone who lives there
class: how?
me:
class:
me:
class:
me*thinks* Don't talk about tumblr outside of tumblr.
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british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
canadian guys: wanna take a ride on my tractor
Waking up on Monday morning
Expectation:
Reality:
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That feeling when you accidentally drop the food...
When someone says Tumblr sucks.
When you’re at the pool/beach and water gets in...
Then moments later
When you can tell by the tone of your mom's voice...